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rip amy 9/14/83 — 7/23/11

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via whotrustsprettygirlsanyway)

teenjuwel:

Daym!
3 types of men I don’t respect

deviatedanddope:

1. Men that hit women
2. Men that don’t raise and support their children
3. Men that don’t eat pussy

(via shyguytryingtobreakfree)

  • Yesterday: horny
  • Today: horny
  • Tomorrow: horny
  • Next week: horny
  • Next month: horny
  • Apocalypse: horny

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via bellecosby)

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

(Source: sofiajonze, via bellecosby)

starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because their privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

(via bellecosby)